sticksandsharks:

shippingrpchats asked you:

What are you favorite homestuck ships?

Assorted OTPs of the romantic/friendship/moirail/whathaveyou kinds.

foggy-day:

hamhammers:

datfur:

shouisaderp:

anxiousmonster:

starsburn:

CG Texture

TextureKing

Fabric Tales

Mayang’s Free Texture Library

Spoonflower

Seamless Textures

Squidfingers

BittBox

100+ Seamless Patterns Great for Creating Website Backgrounds

Color Trends + Palettes

IS THIS REAL LIFE

YOU DONT HAVE IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE TUMBLR

sadsadsadsadsadsadsadssafhsddfsgfdtrhsyfeserwdtjrxzrewdthgyj

I’LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE

YESSSAHSGDHSAFBHASFGFDHDF

REBLOG FOR FUTURE REFERENCE

jandruff:

Inez Maison caught in a bind. Finally completed!

sabyythe:

don’t you hate it when you’re just writing along and then you think wait would that even is that possible how does this work oh shit RESEARCH

and the next thing you know you have twenty million tabs open about everything from hydrogen engines to the psychology of serial killers to the evolution of the pronghorn

iarekylew00t:

The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.

Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.

crazysexyfierce:

livinglutenfreee:

theprosaicmoments:

YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!

(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)

• try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it’s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i’ve discovered there’s this weird victoria’s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you’re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.
• don’t be scared to do things you’re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don’t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we’ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE’RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN’T HELP IT)
• in recent years i’ve discovered that i’m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think “super hot” is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you’re super hot, and do that. (if you think i’m an idiot and i’m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)
• make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don’t need it. no, you don’t have to have it to be “super hot.” but the coolest thing about it is that it’s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you’d like to show to the world, and that’s badass. it’s okay if you aren’t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY
• be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT
• if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don’t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you’re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don’t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you’re at the beach. only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.
• masturbate all the time. that is all.
• the only dude that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a dude that knows he is super hot. and a dude that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.
• don’t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren’t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it’s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one. 
• you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you’re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.
• hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you’re all alone and how to feel super hot.

this is the best thing I have ever read on here.

This is fucking amazing.

vriskezi:

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!

HEY THIS IS MY SPECIAL (FIRST) HOMESTUCK GIVEAWAY!

WHAT ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL RECEIVE

• SNAZAROO BODY PAINT
• ALL EXISTING HOMESTUCK MUSIC ALBUMS AS OF 4/13/13
• ANY SELECT ITEM FROM WHAT PUMPKIN ONLINE STORE
• ANY SELECT ITEM FROM TOPATOCO ONLINE STORE
• TEREZI COSPLAY GLASSES
• SOLLUX COSPLAY GLASSES
• DIRK COSPLAY GLASSES
• VRISKA COSPLAY GLASSES

RULES

1. AS MANY REBLOGS AS YOU WANT! (JUST KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU DON’T WANT TO FLOOD YOUR FOLLOWERS’ DASHBOARDS!)
2. REBLOGS ONLY- LIKES DONT COUNT
3. NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS OR SIDEBLOGS- COME ON THATS LAME
4. YOU DONT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME BUT IF YOU ARE, YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE MORE ITEM OF YOUR CHOICE FROM TOPATOCO OR WHAT PUMPKIN
5. LEAVE YOUR ASK BOX OPEN THAT’S HOW I WILL CONTACT YOU IF YOU WIN.
6. I SHIP INTERNATIONALLY.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING ME, I APPRECIATE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS OLD AND NEW.

THIS ENDS ON 6/13/13

murtunacaptor:

OH ALSO PARTWAY THROUGH THE MAGICASTUCK SHOOT MARISSA’S TIMETABLE BROKE AND WE JUST STARED AT IT LIKE THIS

( John / Dave / Photographer / Assistant / AU Designs )